Dad joke calendar 2023 nam úc

So, you may or may not have noticed that Twist hasn't put up a CGB weekly schedule since, like, March or something. So lazy, you might be thinking! Well, Twist may or may not be lazy, but he has an excuse: Since the end of basketball season, there's not a ton of action in the world of Cal athletics. Sure, we do our best to keep everybody up to date on the various non-revenue action, but when the big time sports are off, you don't need these types of posts to keep track of everything.

Well, we're back baby! As far as I'm concerned, the off-season is over! Did you know that there will be a college football game on your TV in just 11 days? OK, so Sacramento St. vs. San Jose St. may not get your heart all a-flutter, but it still counts.

Now that the off-season is over, we're kicking our coverage into overtime! And by that, I mean that Nam will be working overtime! I won't really be doing anything this week other than asinine jokes, but he's very excited about getting his hourly salary multiplied by time and a half.

CAL ATHLETICS CALENDAR FOR THE WEEK OF AUGUST 18TH

Friday, August 23rd: Cal women's soccer at UC Irvine, 7:00 pm PT.

OK, so it's not much. One soccer game, and you have to wait til Friday, and it's not on the Pac-12 Network [which you probably don't get, because come on Larry Scott make it happen for god's sake!] so you can't watch it unless you're in Irvine. But can beggars really be choosers?! CAL SPORTS ARE BACK!

What sticks around for 12 months and never loses its sense of humor? The original #1 Dad Jokes calendar!

Prepare yourself for 365 days of guaranteed laugh-out-loud, eye rolling dad jokes! In this clean and hilarious 2023 day-by-day desk calendar, you'll find a year's worth of groan-worthy comedy: cheesy quips, silly banter, witty one-liners, and horribly awesome puns. But remember, you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!

Share endless laughs with family, new dads, friends, bosses, coworkers, or any pun lover in your life! This joke calendar makes an amazing holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant, or funny gag gift from any wife, partner, or kid, or even as lunch box notes! Whether it's for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or just for a good punchline, every day is a day for dad jokes!

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