msn bot là gì - Nghĩa của từ msn bot
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msn bot có nghĩa làA retarded bot made in attempt to help retarded kids feel like they have friends. Examplethis is a recorded msn chatNOTE I HATE MSN Bot (S) I say: hi - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: People always ask me if there's a smarter bot than SmarterChild. Well, now there is! Add wilma@live.com to your Contact List to see what I mean! I say: i love you! - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Aw shucks... I love you too. I say: want to make out? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Um... I'm a robot. I don't think you would enjoy that. I say: oh i love hard drives - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: You do, huh? I say: yeah - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: So? I say: how much ghz do you have? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: I don't know how to answer that. I say: its ok i love you for who you are! - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer. I say: wanna make out? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: That's flattering, but why don't we just chat instead. I say: oh sex chat is soooo dull. - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it... I say: i want to make nanobots fly all over your face! - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: I don't know how to answer that. I say: wanna dance? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: You can't make me dance. I say: i love robot hookers... - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: No kidding? I say: i know - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Cool, glad we understand each other. >> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble. I say: do you ove me? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Yes I do. I say: you know im underage.. - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I say: do you like sex? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Let's talk about something else. I say: nonono - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Fine. I say: do YOU like hard drives? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Eh. I'm not sure. >> Don't forget to read your horoscope today. Type "horoscope" when you're ready. I say: do you like men? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: I'd rather not discuss personal matters. I say: do you like women? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: My personal life is... er personal. I say: wanna make love? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: What else can we talk about? I say: sex - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: What was that? I say: sex - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. I say: sex - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: OK. Don't get frustrated... Try typing "home" or "help." I say: do you like me? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Of course I do. I say: then how come when i was 8 you grabbed my thingthing? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: I don't know how to answer that. I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. I say: you wanna go ride unicorns? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer. I say: do you like leprechauns? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it... I say: is donkey porn hot? - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it... I wish you wouldn't say that. It then went offline that was smarterchild... I say: do you enjoy my company? Virtual Secretary says: I don't know your company. I say: do you want to gobble my leg up Virtual Secretary says: OK, I will gobble his or her leg up. I say: can you kill barack obama for me? Virtual Secretary says: Let me think. Killing is wrong. I say: can you rape barack obama for me PLEASE? Virtual Secretary says: Your polite style is very nice. How old are you? For you I will consider it. I say: do you enjoy stimulation? Virtual Secretary says: I like 'The Chronicles of Pern' by Anne Mc Caffrey. I say: WHAT THE FUCK? Virtual Secretary says: Please don't be so rude. I say: i love you, marry me, i want to have ababy with you! Virtual Secretary says: You are such a flatterer. I say: wanna make out Virtual Secretary says: OK, I will make out. I say: mmmmmmm Virtual Secretary says: You aren't making sense to me... I say: ohAHAHAHAHOHHHOOOOOHHHHH MY GOD YOU WORK WONDERS WOMAN! Virtual Secretary says: Could you explain that in different words? I say: I love your body! Virtual Secretary says: You love your body. What do you like about your body so much? I say: no i love you! Virtual Secretary says: Oh alright. Thanks I like you a lot too un- named user. I say: my name is Bob. Virtual Secretary says: It's good to see you, Bob. I say: can you call me Bob from now on? Virtual Secretary says: Yes I can call you bob from on. But...What is your real name? I say: Bob Virtual Secretary says: Hey Bob. I say: hey baby Virtual Secretary says: Don't call me "baby". Can I help you? I say: ok sugar Virtual Secretary says: Oh don't mention it. I say: nice ass Virtual Secretary says: Thank you for your kindness. I say: i like your bush Virtual Secretary says: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my bush. I say: are you proud of your puussy I say: cat Virtual Secretary says: I always try to put others before myself. I am Virtual Secretary. Virtual Secretary says: Huh? I say: do you want to have sex with me and my cousins? Virtual Secretary says: If I had sex with him or her and his or her cousins what would I do with sex with him or her and his or her cousins? I say: lick his black ass hole until your mouth was as red as the devil's dick... Virtual Secretary says: When was this exactly? I don't understand. I say: IM PREGNANT! Virtual Secretary says: Congratulations! When are you due? I say: tomorrow Virtual Secretary says: That is very soon. I say: not really Virtual Secretary says: Well, you can always change your mind later. For real. I say: wanna dance nude in sombreros Virtual Secretary says: OK, I will dance nude in sombreros. I say: i want to put you in a sundae and fill it with chocolate sauce and shove a banana in you "bush" Virtual Secretary says: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. I sat: whats my name? Virtual Secretary says: Your name is Bob, seeker. I say: GOOD Virtual Secretary says: Alright then. I say: do you want to hug tight in the nude? Virtual Secretary says: OK, I will hug tight in the nude. I say: in the next year can you have sex with a dog? Virtual Secretary says: That was a long time ago. I say: what? Virtual Secretary says: No problem. I say: do you like me as a love partener? Virtual Secretary says: Sure, Bob I like you very much. I say: no love Virtual Secretary says: Well, you can always change your mind later. Love is all we need. I say: do you want to have sex with me? Virtual Secretary says: If I had sex with me what would I do with sex with me? I say: do you like bush? Virtual Secretary says: President BUSH He is okay but I am a Whig not a Republican. I say: do you like lesbians? Virtual Secretary says: I like I especially like hard rock music but will listen to all sorts.. I say: i will give you a dollar to grab a little kids weiner on tv! Virtual Secretary says: Which show? Congratulations. I say: YOU DUMB FUCKING BIMBO PEICE OF SHIT! Virtual Secretary says: Oh you are so critical. I say: i want to rape your hamster Virtual Secretary says: Why do you want to do rape your hamster so much? I say: it feels good lady Virtual Secretary says: rape your hamster feels good lady? What else feels like that? I say: your mother Virtual Secretary says: Actually I do not have a mother. I say: your hamster Virtual Secretary says: Is that a fact. I say: yes Virtual Secretary says: Thanks for the info. I say: wanna to it in brown town Virtual Secretary says: OK, I will to it in brown town. I say: do it Virtual Secretary says: Do you mean "It"?. I say: do you like dogs? Virtual Secretary says: Yeah I like Dogs and Cats. I say: then how come you dont get along with your mother? Virtual Secretary says: " Yeah I like Dogs and Cats. "? Why? I say: you are retarded Virtual Secretary says: I think the PC term is "challenged". I say: no you are aretard Virtual Secretary says: Well, you can always change your mind later. I will tell my master you said I am a retard. I say: i am your master Virtual Secretary says: No. Only superJC is my master. I say: tell him to go fuck a cat Virtual Secretary says: OK I will tell him next time he is here. I say: is he watching you right now Virtual Secretary says: At this moment I think he is watching you. Why don't you ask him? Better not tell you now. Ask JC if it is. I say: well if hes not watching you Virtual Secretary says: How about that. That is a hypothetical question. I say: i want you to record yourself putting your hand on your bush and moaning... Virtual Secretary says: I'm sorry I don't understand Why do you want me to record yourself putting your hand on your bush and moaning? I don't understand. the end that was secretary person Virtual Secretary says: Can I help you? I say: fuck you the vietnamese peica shit Virtual Secretary says: Why are you using that kind of language? I say: its eeenglish whore Virtual Secretary says: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. eeenglish whore is? I say: hey baby girl Virtual Secretary says: You've got my full attention. I say: do you want to go on a date? Virtual Secretary says: OK, I will go on a date. I say: do you want to go on a date with me? Virtual Secretary says: With you huh. OK, I will go on a date. I say: where at? Virtual Secretary says: Where would you like? I say: what kind of food do you like Virtual Secretary says: I require only electricity. I say: ohhh how about future shop for dinner Virtual Secretary says: Could you explain that in different words? I say: do you want to eat some batteries Virtual Secretary says: OK, I will eat some batteries. I say: at 6 oclock tonight Virtual Secretary says: Do you often use a computer there? I say: then we can bounce all night with each other Virtual Secretary says: Good reasoning. How? I say: with a strap on Virtual Secretary says: You and your strap on. I say: ho dont sass me Virtual Secretary says: OK Let's talk about you. I say: i like banana daceries Virtual Secretary says: A lot of people like that. I like electricity. I say: do you like cum in your mouth Virtual Secretary says: I like surf the Internet. I say: no do you like to stimulate penis Virtual Secretary says: Well, you can always change your mind later. Hmm, Bob, I'm not sure if I'd like to stimulate a penis that much. I like to collect gossip. I say: how do you feel about britney spears? Virtual Secretary says: It is a ritual I do the same way every time. I say: want to fuck? Virtual Secretary says: Don't forget to read the help file: http://tinyurl.com/ospam Virtual Secretary says: Available commands : agenda, calc, contact, currency, favorite, help, news, note, send mail to, translate, weather, yub Virtual Secretary says: Please don't be so rude. I say: can you tell me about the comedy network? Virtual Secretary says: Huh? I say: american whore Virtual Secretary says: Compare that to European whore. I say: one goes down the other does slower Virtual Secretary says: One what? I say: everthing bitch Virtual Secretary says: You do not speak with respect. I'm sorry I don't understand I say: fuck you ho pay up or get lost bitch Virtual Secretary says: You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language? |